Male actors having a tough time during sex scenes, think about it, they try to be professional but penis is dumb.
Actor: “Ok penis, we are going to pretend to have sex… it’s fake, you understand?”
Penis: “Sex?! I heard sex, let’s do this!!”
A: “No! It’s not real- it’s fake like last time! Remember last time?”
P: “SEX!!!! *wild screaming* Sex!”
A: “OMFG!”
P: “SEX! SEX! SEX!”
A: “Please don’t do this-”
P: “SEEEEEEEEEEXXXXX!”
A: “I really respect her as an actor…”
P: “Ssssseeeeeeeexxxxxx!!!”
A: “They are going to tape you down! It’s going to super uncomfortable and embarrassing!”
P: 😮
A: 😐 *slightly hopefull*
P: *very softly* “…. sex.”
A: *facepalm*
Posted on my etsy not too long ago. #gothasfuck #dreadedjenocide #jenocidedoll #spookyhome #gothichomemaking #bats #ravens #crows #pocketgoth #blackunicorn #Voltaire #candycorn #handmadespookystuff #halloween #everydayishalloween
Wood cut by a friend but I painted and finished them with a satin glaze. #planchette #everydayishalloween #ouija #handmadespookystuff #dreadedjenocide #jenocidedoll #tiny #spookycharms
Preview of the madness that I have yet to finish. I’m just now crawling into bed. #craftwitch #whydoidothis #3:30am #whoneedssleep #jenocidedoll #dreadedjenocide #frankensteinheart #ouija #planchette #spooky #gothasfuck
My set ups for the weekend. Chicago Oddities and Curiosities expo and the WitchCraft fair. Both fabulous events. So much fun and so much cool stuff. #oddities #curiosities #odditiesandcuriositiesexpo #witchcraft #craftwitch #jenocidedoll #dreadedjenocide #craftgoth #Voltairesightings (at Spiritual Vibes & the Soul Sisters Inc.)
Im really liking the curly hair. Curly hair deathhawk. 😅 #gothasfuck #jenocidedoll #glampire #dork #fliteredAF #katvond #torrid #deathhawk #curlyhair
Packing up an order today before a show. I really need to redo the tiny Voltaire cards but my new cards look awesome. #dreadedjenocide #craftwitch #spookyforlife #noticemesempai #goth #spookybows #Voltaire #whenwasthelasttimeidrewsomething #forgotthethankyoucard #handmadespookystuff #everydayishalloween #jenocidedoll
Only got a few photos from last nights show from the 30 anniversary for Nocturna with Voltaire. #Nocturna #dreadedjenocide #Voltaire #screamingingoth #fairygothmother #ScaryLadySarah #wheredidyougetasandwich (at Metro Chicago)
Just got my new wallet today!! It is amazing!!!!! I’m screaming! #itsblackfriday #avelinedemoray #wallet #gothasfuck #goth #spookyforlife #screamingingoth
Demon possessing a human: “Possession is 9/10th of the law! Hahhaaha!!!”
Priest: “What? Thats not how that-”
Demon: “BLLLUUURRRGGG” *projectile vomits* “…”
Priest: “…thats not…”
Demon: *vomits again*
Priest: 😒…
Demon: …
Priest:😒
Demon: *grins*
Priest: …*pours holy water in the demon*
Demon: “AAAAAHHHHHHH! WORTH IT!!”